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When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.
I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.
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The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.
Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
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WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.
Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.
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a derrogatory word for a gay man.
Dude, you're a poop patroller!
When a designated wing man will scout a trout
'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'
'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'
Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol