foot patrol

When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.

I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.

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porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

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dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

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Anime Patrol

The defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued MP5 9mm. Submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.

Weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”

(Door gets busted down)

Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”

Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.

Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol