Demi: "ben PATTERN URSELF"
Ben: "I don't speak Demi, can I get a translation"
like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.
Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!
How right wing extremists justify their hate towards minorities while claiming to use critical thinking
A (Nazi:) Who is a fraction of population but commits most of the crimes?
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro
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A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.