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Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson
Animal 2: we better run
chelsey is the most beautiful girl in the world and she all ways knows how to make you happy and will always be nice to you
chelsey patterson
the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.
who’s your best friend?
mackenzie patterson of course!!
A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.
Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”