Paddy paw

When cats knead soft stuff for comfort.
Thought to be from when kittens kneaded their mothers tummy's to encourage milk flow.
Adult cats paddy paw anything soft and snuggly when in a cosy kitteny mood.
The cat may grip the item in its mouth while it paws or just paddy paw in a massaging motion going from left to right front paw.
Cats sometimes paddy paw their owners but as we don't have fur like mother cats it is somewhat painful. The hard core cat lady tends to endure this anyway.
Also known as baking biscuits.

My cat spends ages paddy pawing my fleece dressing gown whilst purring.

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shit paw

When shit sticks to a cat's paw when he uses the litter box.

Don't let Golem the Cat climb on your lap---he's got shit paw.

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Nigger Paws

Very large hands

Jim, look at his hands, those are some nigger paws

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Paw Toast

Paw toast is a very amazing person who will love and protect you and treat you like you are everything to them, so you should be back. Paw toasts tend to go to attack mode when their friends are insulted or hurt in any way. Paw toasts are very loyal. Oh, and they’re gay. Very gay. Super mega awesome gay. They’re short, too. Paw toasts enjoy gay anime and ships, specifically bnha and yuri on ice. If your paw toast is sad, give them a hug. That will be sure to make them smile. Be sure to treat your paw toast lovingly and be nice to them.

If you don’t have a paw toast in your life go get one

If you don’t have one then I feel bad for you bc I do :p

I love my paw toast!

Sentence... hmmm...

HI IM PAW TOAST AND I LIKE WARM HUGS.

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belt paw

Refers to the seat belt riding between a woman's cleavage accentuating just how large the midgets are that said woman is hiding.

similar to camel toe

2 guys riding in a truck looking down at a hot woman in the car next to them.

"Hey Jay, check out the belt paw." (Jay) "Man she has some big ol' titties, I wish I was that seat belt right now!"

Riding in any type of elevated vehicle gives the best perspective when attempting to view belt paw. (4x4 truck, van, work truck, fire engine, UPS truck, semi, bus)

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south paw

someone who is left handed

I thought she was right handed but i was wrong she is a true south paw.

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tiger's paw

The view of a very obese woman's tight crotch -- it's got more folds than a camel's toe -- so the folds of flesh in addition to the normal slit of a vagina resembles a paw of a tiger

"No, honey, don't wear that thong to the orgy -- it shows your tiger's paw to the world."

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