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typically, used as an insult toward two men that are 'together' or, more simply, gay..derived from situations in which two could pay together..
could also explain a status of ones relationship in general..
often times used as an insult..
situation number one:two straight guys
kid at counter: "Two strawberry milkshakes?!"
straight guy 1: "yeah that's me, he's got one two.."
Kid at counter: "are you guys paying together?.."
straight guy 2 to straight guy 1: "Bro he totally thinks we're gay"
situation number 2:two straight guys
girl at ice cream counter (window open):"Hey and welcome! what can i get for you today?"
straight guy 1:"hellooo, how are you? im going to get the brownie sundae"
straight guy 2:"can i just get hot fudge on vanilla ice cream? lolz"
girl at ice cream counter (closes window) is laughing and pointing toward straight guys outside then (opens window):"Are you guys paying together?
Situation number 3:two straight guys observe flamboyant looking men in the mall
Straight guy 1: "these dudes totally pay together"
Straight guy 2 looks over and sees a man with a sweater wrapped around his neck with another man with his collar popped: "aha oh yeah most definitely dude"
situation 4:just talking
"yo did you hear about that kid zack?"
"Yeah i heard he pays together with that kid he's always with"
situation 5:gay guy trying to pick up another gay guy
"hey youre seeing sister of traveling pants?"
"uhh yeah??.."
"do you wana..you know..'pay together'"
"ouuu most definitely big boy ;)"
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Means unbelievable ownage that will be known as epic.
*He was so pai-owned that he'll never recover.
*Just pai-owned a kid so bad he is now shitting piss and pissin shit.
*I pai-owned that porta potty.
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Means unbelieveable ownage that will be know as epic.
*Dude i just pai-own that kid so bad that he will never recover.
*Yo he was so pai-owned that hes shitting piss and pissing shit.
*I just pai-own that porta potty.
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Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool." Said by the father on a 'King of Queens' episode once.
I'll be right back, I have to go upstairs and pay the band.
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the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.
person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes
4 hours later
Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
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A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are on the matress, and proceeds to engage in intercourse using the 'jackhammer' method.
Landlord: "Your rent is three weeks overdue miss."
Woman: "I don't have any money, is there anything else I can do to pay the rent?"
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when u point and start laughing out loud at someone after reffing to them as pants
*points* PAY-NTS! (in gruff voice)
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