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When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
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It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.
A piece of advice, truth or shared wisdom that is not always welcome. A bit of brutally honesty.
Black Pearl: You cannot change anyone, unless they’re in diapers.
Black Pearl: You’ll never too much, for someone who can’t get enough of you.
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If you came in here with a black light, you'd find pearl Jam residue coating most of the readily accessible surfaces.
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Female masturbation, also known as jilling or flick the bean
"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the pearl"
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Semen. Referring to the color of the sperm.
That dude squirted pearl jam everywhere.
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The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking
“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”
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