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The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.
So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.
Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!
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In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
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A Japanese Gas Pedal is where you sit on the ground face to face with someone and you stick your foot in this person's crotch. Then you grab their ankles and pull. It's a rather painful maneuver that people rarely let happen to them voluntarily.
I was kicking JoJo's ass when he somehow managed to give me a Japanese Gas Pedal. This ended the fight and confused me at the same time, because I could have sworn that he was Chinese.
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An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.
I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.
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When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".
I gave Meghan the ole Dutch gas pedal last night!
Pressing the pedal on anything that gets you cash.
He pushed the cash pedal on his business !!
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The person who controls the "foot pedal" on the video game "Rock Band" for the drummer. (The most annoying part of playing the drums is keeping the beat with the foot pedal.) Usually assigned to someone who doesn't play an instrument and wants to feel involved. Also known as "F.P.B."
Matt: "Emily's coming to play Rock Band with us."
Troy: "She sucks, make her the Foot Pedal Bitch."
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