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Someone who hurt your pride by telling you that your invention is useless and tell you to stick it up your ass.
A: I just saved all the boys from the cave by diving. It proves that your submarine is useless. Stick it up your ass.
B: You are a pedo guy.
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Someone who watches you type your password from over your shoulder.
Ashley Mckenzie is a password pedo!
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A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.
He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
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Mexican slang phrase that is commonly used to greet (often combined with güey, which is derived from buey) or to question.
Greeting: sp - "Que pedo güey!" en - "What's up, dude."
Questioning: sp - "Que pedo trais ahi?" "Que pedo es ese?" en - "What do you have there?" "What is that?"
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A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.
I always knew there was something strange as he has a horrible distinctive Pedo Tash
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when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.
Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.
*shows photo*
Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.
Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?
Guy 2: They all do.....
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According to the Pedo Files, "An Encyclopedic Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech billionaires with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a double entendre on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.
Modern usage: nice job Vern using your pedo instincts to find those young cave divers.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.
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