Peen of Death

Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.

"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"

Split peen

When your peen is sucked so hard the juicy meat inside comes out, leaving only the remaining foreskin on your body.

"My girl stacey sucked so hard I got split peen"

Peen God

Someone who has ascended past the normal level of peen through enlightenment and in turn is the leader of the peens

Thomas is a Peen God

seed-peen

one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.

Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!

Little Peen

A Really Small Dick.

Please! Don't cut off my little peen! It may not look like much, but it's all I got!

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Wolf Peen

A Penis that is completely engulfed with pubic hairs; usually dark in color.

Oh man Bill, I saw John's wolf peen in the locker room after wrestling practice.

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Big Peen

Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.

My big peen is very big

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