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Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.
"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"
When your peen is sucked so hard the juicy meat inside comes out, leaving only the remaining foreskin on your body.
"My girl stacey sucked so hard I got split peen"
A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."
Someone who has ascended past the normal level of peen through enlightenment and in turn is the leader of the peens
Thomas is a Peen God
A Really Small Dick.
Please! Don't cut off my little peen! It may not look like much, but it's all I got!
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A Penis that is completely engulfed with pubic hairs; usually dark in color.
Oh man Bill, I saw John's wolf peen in the locker room after wrestling practice.
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Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.
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