Pen condom

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

dildo pen

A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%

They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.

Pen License

Something you got in primary after being able to write good enough in pen so you didn’t have to write it in pencil like all the normal non try-hards

I got my Pen License today at school

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Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

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Pimpin' Pens

The act of writing a song.

They see me paid, pimpin' pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my
belly.

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pen island

a way to spell penis land

gay kid 1-"Look at my pen!"
gay kid 2-"Wow! Where did u get that?"
gay kid 1-"I foundit online on his new site called penisland.com. Let me write it on ur hand so u don't forget."

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Poison Pen

Something written in malice or spite: to be dismissive, usually in a mean spirited way.

Yeah, I got an email from Maeve. She said that only I would look good in a donkey suit considering I am an ass. Wow, what a poison pen email.