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petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd March 24, 2018


Psycho-petitive

A person who is so hyper-competitive to the point of being a borderline psycho. It can toxic trait to have, if it’s uncontrolled and direct at others. Though, it is trait that can help some thrive at certain activities, skills, or professions, especially if it is managed properly. Think of famous artists, politicians, superstar athletes, and celebrities.

Toddy is psycho-petitive at chess to the point that no one will play with him. He’s overly obsessed with winning at all costs, others cannot enjoy the game.

by Lakeriverside78 July 1, 2022


Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020


Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001

see above for pulling a petite

by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020


le petit penois

The french way of saying you have a small penis.

aw look at that guy he has no bulge so he must have a le petit penois.

by muzza6969 March 22, 2024


envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016


Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018