filthy Phelps

to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.

Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.

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Mr. Phelps

A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.

"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."

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Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

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Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

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charlie phelps

Fucking pussy hole nerd cunt and has a fat nose

Your like charlie phelps you dickhead

phelps phenomenon

The craze thats sweeping the USA for Michael
Phelps to get 8 gold medals at the Beijing Olympics.

Oh my gosh, my dad is suffering from phelps phenomenon. For example last night he screamed when Michael got his second gold medal.

Aaron Phelps

Friend of yours most likely to use the phrase "Mossy Oak bro!"

SSG Phillips: "hey, I'll probably just be in BDU's when we go hunting."

Aaron Phelps: "BDU's?!..., MOSSY OAK BRO!"