to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.
Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.
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A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.
"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."
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Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination
Holy crap how many medals does that guy have
Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien
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swimming god
Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps
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Friend of yours most likely to use the phrase "Mossy Oak bro!"
SSG Phillips: "hey, I'll probably just be in BDU's when we go hunting."
Aaron Phelps: "BDU's?!..., MOSSY OAK BRO!"
To day something that is too stupid to define, or to eat something you shouldn't
She just ate the bones in the pork ribs and thought is was a bit tough rather than realise her error "she's Done a Phelps again!"
The protagonist and detective of the Xbox game "LA Noire."
Arrogant, smart, and incisive, Cole Phelps is without a doubt a mile ahead Sherlock Holmes. He's the strongest detective alive.
"Phelps is just so much better than Sherlock Holmes, so I'm not sure what those Holmes fanboys are doing. Go home, honestly. Go daydream about Sherlock Holmes all you want, but he ain't ever better than my boy Cole Phelps in LA Noire." ~ An Expert (I'm using Ethos for credibility)
#1
Cole Phelps: "You keep lying to me, and I'll send you, and your baby, to jail."
#2
Speaker: "Cole Phelps was one of the two detectives who received a silver star of honor in the second world war."
#3
Cole Phelps: "I'll ask the DA for the maximum! That's ten years in prison. You can kiss your youth goodbye."