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when people think of south philly they think of rocky and cheesesteaks...
don't come to south philly just for cheesesteaks
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Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption.
I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned.
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Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.
"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
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Classless sports fans who have turned collective whining into an art form. Best known for pelting Santa Claus with iceballs and booing sick children. Ghoulish houligans who deserve the annual hope-suckage created by the early playoff exits of the Eagles and Flyers.
Clay Aiken is to music what Philly fans are to sports.
If you woke up today in a drunk tank with a black eye, you are likely a Philly fan.
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A girl like 5'1", She's hella fun, she mad woke, natural looking, full of self love, she smells like aloe, coco-butter and some good things.
She doesn't do breakfast, so you better be gone by morning.
She been eating good, she orders the veggie-wrap but she isn't vegan yet. She's been drinking less, and her skin is clear.
She doesn't chill with people who aren't real.
She doesn't entertain drama.
She a Philly Jawn.
"Philly Jawn, she like 5'1", hunny hella fun
Low-key, shorty mad woke thats the shit we on
Looking natural, self love, its a good thing
Smell like aloe, coco-butter and some good dank"
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"When having doin' it doggystyle, the male says, "Baby I'm gonna go" He then proceeds to spit on her back. She turns around suprised, says, "Is that all you got?" Then, bam, all over her face, preferably the ear.
"Man, I gave this girl the biggest philly fakeout last night. She was so suprised."
119👍 48👎
Lawn chairs on a crowded sidewalk.
A low budget Philly Vacation.