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Uncommon fear of an Erect Penis
Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?
Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!
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The fear or general displeasure someone receives when listening to any sort of asmr . The weird, unsettling feeling in your ears and mind that just makes you cringe whenever hearing something remotely close to it.
She has asmr phobia. She cannot even listen to someone whisper anymore.
The phobia of treeshes or women who sleep around.
I can’t ever date because I have treesha phobia.
Being afraid of cutting your eyelashes or having them cut off. Not them falling out or being cut all the way off, just trimmed.
Person: I had a nightmare last night
Different person: About what?
Person: My eyelashes being cut, it gives me a weird feeling
Different person: I think that’s called eyeley phobia
you: hey! Can you put on some bad bunny?them: sure! *Plays Mia ft Drake*
You: that's Latino phobia.
When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.
I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.
the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."