Pikey pimp

Someone usually southern, known to be a scavenger of sorts, and a pmper of unfit goods, usually scruffy and overweight. Usually a Lee

Pikey pimp1:

ere maate, got any proopar bargins??

pikeypimp 2:

Aye pal, got a boom boom stereo for 40

pikeypimp 1:

Ill give you fiver and this unworking tv

3👍 3👎

nikey- pikey

Someone who dresses in only nike gear and sports clothes. Wears a large amount of over sized jewellry.

Tom felton, Devon Murray, Tessa

5👍 7👎

pikey mother

Pikey Mother - term used to describe, a mother of a pikey (also see son of a bitch. Usualy seen adorned with sovergien rings, gold jewelery hanging from neck, ears, wrists, belly button, eyebrow etc , 7+ pikey children. Usualy seen in large supermarkets, or sitting down "'avin a fag". often single mothers, teenage mothers, or mothers as a result of incest. They are often found working on supermarket checkouts, and in large designer outlets wearing leggins and cheep sports clothing.

" my pikey muvar, is 'arder than your pikey muvar!!" - ok so thats not a very good one, but pikey mothers do exist

5👍 8👎

bloody pikey

Liam is this

Liam, a bloody pikey, went to the store to buy bread but instead was given a pogo stick since the storekeeper couldn't fucking understand him.

4👍 8👎

Water Pikey

A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.

"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.

4👍 8👎

gypsies/pikeys

Gypsies are people who have loads of history and can teach a few things about repsecting elders!!

Gypsies/pikeys work hard, dont claim dole money, dont have teenage pregnancys, dont get drunk, have loads of interesting stories.

38👍 154👎

Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

1👍 1👎