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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

by TRCTomcat September 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


arabian ping pong slap

when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab

last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap

by alex kelsey January 15, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin December 20, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ping pong merrily on high .

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "

by E - FUMBLER October 25, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ching chong ping pong

thing chinese peeps say

chinese man: ching chong ping pong

by chingy chong May 31, 2022

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž