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An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.
“You’ll never be a real boy, Pinocchio! You’ll always still be a girl!”
When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
When a man makes a gay joke and the other man gets an erection due to the detail in the joke
Gary got a case of the pinocchio code at work the other day
During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose
Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio
When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.
“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”