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The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.
"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"
When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
A game that combines the skill of ping pong and the fun of drinking pints. Players place their pints on the table and engage in a game of ping pong, but aim to get it in the opponents pint. If it goes in, they neck it, if it hits the rim they drink 2 fingers. If the there is a clean catch off the rim, the player who hit it drinks 4 fingers.
"Fancy coming over for pre-drinks? There will be Pint Pong!"
"I'm there!"
Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.
(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it