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When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.
(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.
Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!
New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.
Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.
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Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.
When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.
He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.