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self-pity

Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.

People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.

Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.

Mom: k...Dad says hi.

by Baxton January 16, 2006

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pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

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pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008

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pretty pity

Only feeling bad or sympathizing with someone because they’re attractive

Me: “I feel so bad for Jackson but at the same time he’s so hot
Them: “Nah that’s just pretty pity”

by SoggyPotatoes03 July 21, 2020


Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 20, 2012


Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016


pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb March 5, 2016