A narcissistic boomer who happens to lead the sovereign nation known as Poland. Please avoid at all costs.
Person 1: Damn why he so damn narcissistic?
Person 2: He's Probably King Poland
When you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to be crude about it.
Co worker: Hey where did Bob go.
Boss: He told me he was invading Poland
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Miles Parks McCollum, better known as rapper, Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland on October 4th, 2022. Thanks to his efforts, the entire country of Poland possesses the wock and have taken dominance as the #1 country in the world.
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In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.
"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"
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Just the best Kingdom ever. Long live Augustus II
Poland-Lithuania should still exist. RIP en peace my man, P-L
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A polish person acting retarded or doesn't know what he is doing
Person1: Kurwa
Person2: Oh i see you have Poland syndrome as well
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The central european country of Poland under the control of the Soviet Union after World War 2.
The USSR took Poland from Nazi rule and established it as a territiory called Poland SSR.
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