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Overly optimistic efforts by western and eastern countries to get backward people to at least just enjoy life and quit wasting their lives trying to preserve some outdated man-fantasy.
Well, introducing democracy seens a bit premature to our Islamic friends. Why not start with a simpler arab foreign policy and teach them how to wipe ther asses with something besides their fingers? Seems like a good first step for all of us.
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A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
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When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
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Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
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The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.
My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.
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something you don't mess with if you don't know what you are talking about
if you don't know what US Foreign Policy is, and are genuinely interested, you can always ask Henry Kissinger.
A pointless work policy, but can be used to harm you if not adhered to.
I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.