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popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader August 1, 2020


Popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girls pussy gets so wet and so swollen from too much sex. It literally swells like popcorn!

We had so much sex that she had popcorn pussy!

by The stallion February 5, 2019


Popcorn lung

Lung disease you can get from packing popcorn or vaping.

Don't juul stay in school
Or you'll get popcorn lung and your health will be dung

by Meditation club with Jonathan October 15, 2019


microwave popcorn

The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.

Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)

Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?

Bill: Hell yes!

by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012

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Popcorn Ceiling

The cheap ceiling texture commonly used in the 70s and 80s. Builders would spray 'popcorn' on the ceilings of homes and justify it to sellers by feeding them a line of bull about better sound insulation or better appearance. The real reason for the 'popcorn' it turns out is because its cheap and if a builder does have to pay some guy to texture and paint every ceiling, it can save them some serious money. The 'popcorn' unfortunately does nothing for sound insulation (though there might still be those today who claim it does) and it's pretty damn ugly, especially as it collects dirt over time.

Omg! That sauce just got all up in the popcorn ceiling! That shit is never coming off!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeck February 14, 2009

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Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007

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Asian Popcorn

The designation given to instant noodle packets with the intention of consuming them in their raw and uncooked state. It is customary to add the included seasoning package to enhance flavoring.

Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn

by wasabe_who May 28, 2009

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