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in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
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1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).
Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."
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Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
The porch llamas down that road creep me out.
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Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.
Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.
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see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"
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A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?
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