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Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022


Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 07, 2023


Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 01, 2019


Porky

Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.

Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.

by December 13, 2021


Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.

Porky? More like made of pork

by PizzaHutDelivery March 03, 2022


porky

A fat friend

" HEY PORKY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

by wyatt27boss January 06, 2018


Porky

In "Mother" series mean buisness

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?

by April 17, 2021