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An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.
Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.
Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?
Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.
Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.
John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.
Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!
Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.
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the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
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The common term for a fellas old chap.
I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
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An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.
A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!