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Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.
Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.
Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin
Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal
A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.
In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".
Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"
Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."
The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.
I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.
A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples
Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with