When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!
A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night
When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.
Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.
An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time
Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?
Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill
When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss