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The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.
-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.
when you eat too many pretzels in a row without drinking anything and it feels like you can’t breathe. feels like you need water or you will die.
“What’s wrong?”
“I ate too many pretzels and now I have pretzel chest! I need water!”
when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
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A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
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1. A delicious food combination.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
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Technically known as a pretzel infused with the powers of doom.
I.E. a pretzel of doom, what more do you want to know?
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