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A principle where there must at least 2 guys occupying the same girl.
Based off math
Ex: 3 girls 4 guys, 2 guys can have a girl to themselves but the last girl must have both of the last two guys inside of her.
wow that orgy was insane they had 10 girls and 11 guys
yeah, using the pigeonhole principle we can guarantee that if all guys were constantly inside a girl with no breaks, there has to be at least 1 girl that was taking on two guys.
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The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.
Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.
Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.
1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.
The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.
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The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
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Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
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The principle or idea that every person has the right to live as he/she chooses so long as it does not involve initiating force or fraud against another person. The N.A.P. is the principle from which the political philosophy of libertarianism is derived, and is also similar to the wiccan rede, "An it harm none, do what thou wilt," as well as various other spiritual teachings.
A brief explication of the Non-Aggression Principle, also known as the philosophy of liberty, can be found online at http://www.isil.org/resources/introduction.swf in the form of a 10-minute video.
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When evaluating attractiveness of girls in a potential threesome one must use the following equation:
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z
x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)
z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2
Alex plans on having a threesome with two girls.
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4
(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4
The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!
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