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to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.
I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.
My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
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the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
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The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
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The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.
Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
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the act of procrastinating by watching porn.
Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.
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To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
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