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when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
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1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
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When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
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The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.
Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.
Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.
None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
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Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.
Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox
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A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."
I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.
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Butter\'s from South Park\'s alternate ego. In which he wears stupid ass alumium foil and such. Trys to destroy things...
First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!
I am, PROFESSOR CHAOS!
MWUHAHAHAH!
*insert such nonsense here*
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