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The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.
The modern version of "The proof is in the pudding." Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.
Homeowner: I don't believe it really takes 100 trees to build a house?
Carpenter: The lumber for the framing of the house requires all the boards to be the same length; the proof is in the pudding.
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When you're so damn sexy that even when you're a wallflower at social events, people still come to holler at you, thus you are wallflower-proof.
Guy #1: I don't get it, I try to dance and go out and talk to people, but that guy over there who's not even doing anything is getting more action than me.
Guy #2: That's cuz he's wallflower-proof, yo.
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Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.
John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fire proof.
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a women who's on some form of birth control and can't get pregnant
slut: you can cum inside me im baby proof!!
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Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
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Making a street spot nearly impossible to skate like putting a fence around a gap, or putting nubbs on a rail.
the Taco Bell gap is skate proofed some jerk off put a fence around it.
Whoever came up with skateproofing needs to die slow.
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Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.
John told his manager to go fuck himself - he's bullet-proof
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