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When one is unable to eat or often even be around a specific food because it makes them physically sick, usually due to a past traumatizing experience with said food.
Friend: Yo, do you want some of these blueberries?
You: Nah man, the last time I ate blueberries I got sick as fuck and it turned into a psychological allergy so I can’t eat them anymore.
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Oh, shit. Did I write that one down? I might have altered the outcome.
Hym "Iam you idiot! You know you can't tell people the things you predict!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
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Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).
Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."
Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."
Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."
*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*
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When a girl uses reverse psychology during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.
If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher" that includes reverse psychology
- "Not yet!"
- "No you're not!"
- "No! Don't cum yet!"
- "No! You're not allowed to cum!"
- "No! Just wait a little longer!"
- "No! Try to last a little bit longer!"
- "No! Wait until I tell you to cum!"
- "No! I didn't say you could!"
- “No! I don’t want you to cum!”
- “No! I won’t let you!”
- "No! I can't let you!"
- "You're cumming?! No, wait!"
- "Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!"
- “No you won’t!”
- “Oh no you don’t!”
- “Oh no! Oh no!”
- “Nooooooo!”
- “Wait! Wait!”
- “Already?!”
- “So soon?!”
- "Wait, you can't cum yet!"
- "You better not cum!"
- "You better hold it in!"
- "Only if I let you!”
- “Just try to hold it in, babe! Please! For me!”
- "You'll cum only if / when I say you can cum!"
- "I'm gonna punish you if you cum!"
- "You'll be sorry if you cum!"
- “I’ll never let you cum! Never!”
- “Not until I cum first!”
- “If you cum first, you lose!”
- “If you cum, I’ll leave you tied up here!”
- “If you cum, I’ll never untie you!“
Finisher (Reverse Psychology)
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A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.
Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.
When you, as a psychology major, try to use what you have learned in class to "diagnose" someone of a psychological condition without full knowledge or proper certification.
Psych student: "my friend might have an anxiety disorder, i learned about it today in class."
Professor: "he's just nervous, don't fall victim to the Psychology Student Syndrome."
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This type of term is used to describe any person who is in possession of a 4 year psychological degree and who are unable to find any type of legitimate work in its corresponding field.
Fuck my ass! I've been looking for a job as a clinical psychologist but I guess working at Texaco will do... I guess I will just be psycholog-ish.
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