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“Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
“My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
If the amount of these ever gets to 5% or more then then we're not going to have a good time...
Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
Some who puts their socks on by doing one sock then one shoe, followed by by one sock one shoe.
Aaron and Hannah are psychopath.
A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
- enjoys ice cold showers
- sprints up flights of stairs with extra weight for fun
Darryl is preoccupied with his daily psychopath tendencies again.
A person who wears socks to sleep.
Jerry wears socks when he goes to sleep meaning, hes a psychopath.