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Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.
Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.
When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina
Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.
-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.
A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska
Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”
A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
A person who is paradoxically a social butterfly and anti-social.
Bob loves and hates everyone; he's such a social pterodactyl.
The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block