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When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head
I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl
A boneless chicken wing. Slang term from Boston, as per urban legend originated from the idea that “ptero” means wing and “dactyl” means finger, in Ancient Greek
“Dude you wanna chicken wing”
“Bro that’s not a wing, that shit’s a pterodactyl!”
When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.
" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "
In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.
At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.
Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.
Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.
The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
A person who is paradoxically a social butterfly and anti-social.
Bob loves and hates everyone; he's such a social pterodactyl.