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Your dick will pucker when u happy
Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma
One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.
Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!
Original used to describe TV chef Jamie Oliver, whose retarded over-use of the word "Pucker" irritated many folk.
The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.
You Pucker Fucker!
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A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.
When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.
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1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit
1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
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The act of Peeing in your hand then slapping the next person you see.
*SLAP!* "You just got lemonade Puckered"
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