A fine ass guy who gets all the fine bitches and is sometimes a stoner and has a fat friend named Jason
Damn! Look at that puerto rican guy fucking your mom while Jason watches eating cookies.
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Passing someone in a car by using the shoulder on the right.
Grandma was going so slow I had to puerto rican pass her.
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A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.
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Lainey gave Mike a Puerto Rican Handshake because he called her old.
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Did you know that the original design used a sky blue tone of the triangle in the Puerto Rican flag? But when the flag was adopted officially by the Commonwealth in 1952 it featured a dark blue very similar to that of the US flag. This fact has raised many issues whether to use a sky blue tone or a dark blue tone in the flag. Recently, with the celebration of the flag's 100 anniversary in 1995 the current administration displayed a flag with the original sky blue tone. Some historians concluded that the reason why a dark blue was used in the 1952 flag was related to the origins of the flag and its relationship with a revolutionary independence movement.
"I love my beautiful Puerto Rican Flag! It's Puerto Rico's pride and joy!"
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puerto rican hell is like normal hell, but worse.
dude did you steal that stuff from lawerence? oh man your goin to puerto rican hell!
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Fat.
Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.
Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."
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