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A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.
Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."
Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.
I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.
I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
A Southern West Virginia term coined in 2020 for doing a "hot rail" of methamphetamine; Specifically when doing one with your significant other and blowing it into their mouth right before having immensely wonderful, drug fueled, super hot, sex in doggy style so you both can "tweak and geek" out the window during the 4-6 hour sexual marathon you are about to enjoy. It is also a great way to get super high pretty dang quickly when doing Sniffy-Puffs with friends.. just don't blow it into their mouth unless you are down to get real freaky and geeky with them. Sniffy-Puffs are the ideal way to do this drug (next to shooting up of course, duh!) for the ultimately authentic *Junkies in Love* experience any real drug addict could only ever dream of. Sniffy-Puffs will change your life, God Diggity Dang It! So remember kids, Don't do drugs... Without me.
"Daddy, can you get a Sniffy-Puff ready for me back there so I can bang your brains out while we watch the bush monkeys out in the back yard that are always hiding in the trees?"
"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"
A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
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The sweetest and most gentle of all lovers. They are always there for you, no matter how small the issue may seem. They are apologetic for putting you through their problems, even though you love helping them. They are great at cuddling and kissing and the will do anything to make you happy. If you are ever fortunate enough to have a cuddly puff... never ever let them go.
"I love you, my sweet cuddly puff"
"Tee-hee, I love you too, baby"
Puff/adjective ~ Awesome, wicked, cool, the ultimate.
That game last night was so puff!
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Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.
Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.
I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.
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A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.
'Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!'
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