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John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.
Someone who refrains from liking posts from people but tend to view their stories frequently. Like-pullers typically are ‘cool guys’ or ‘try hards’ who may fear how others think of them for liking certain posts on social media, regardless of wether or not they genuinely like them.
That Kel guy always actin way too cool for me at shows and stuff then go home and looks at all my stories lol.
Ah yeah I know.. he’s a like-puller for sure.
Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!
Someone who pulls items over the counter.
A cashier.
The Counter puller is so slow today.
What i work as? I work as a Counter puller
Insert a vegetable that grows in the ground into her butt and have her lay on her stomach and remove it and eat as if you pulled it out the ground
Yo baker you fw the dirt puller
Someone who uses boomer slang unironically.
"Hear about the new guy?"
"Yeah, heard he's a real Tucker Puller."
"Aw, that's a shame, third one this month."
Generally referred to as,
T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.
Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.
NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.