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A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.
"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."
A male of East Indian descent this can also include males of Persian, Armenian, or from any middle Eastern descent that are trying to look like the Italian Ginos (that originated in the Greater Toronto Area GTA). Pun-ginos are often seen as wanna be Italians/Europeans, hence they wear a lot of tight clothing, spiked hair, drive shitty cars, and wear a lot of Kappa. They are also known for denying their origins and claim to have half European ancestry.
The word "Pun" comes from the word Punjabi. Pun Ginos are not liked by the Ginos, they are found ridiculous and are not accepted within the "true" Gino community.
girl: "Is that a Gino?"
guy: "Naah, he's Indian, so he's a Pun-gino
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A string of (often loosely) connected puns, the goal of which is to keep anyone willing to listen to such wordplay laughing for as long as possible. Usually these joke trains conclude with an absolutely horrible punchline.
The following example is a typical pun-run:
Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender
Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender
Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender
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same thing as vagina or pussy
she tried to give me a cock shot but i gave her a pun shot
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Someone who tells a bunch of really bad jokes to the point it is painful to hear them tell a joke.
Bob: dude joe is telling so many bad jokes right now.
Billy: i know it is painful
Bob: he is such a pun-isher
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When a good pun or word-joke is made it is credited with the title or compliment pun-alicious.
Puns usually rely on a synonym or a homophone.
The word is a combination between "pun" and "delicious".
Most words on UrbanDictionary are pun-alicious.
Person I: Hey! You allright?
Person II: No, halve left!
Person I: Pun-alicious!
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A phrase pertaining to a situation in a ironic sense.
"When I was presenting my fiancee with the ring, it fumbled out of my fingers and rolled down the sidewalk into the sewer. I guess you can say I had a 4-carat run of bad luck. No pun intended."
"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."
"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."
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