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It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.
When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.
Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”
The act of humping your spouse in the push-up position under bedsheets.
Susy and I were doing undercover push-ups last night.
Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.
-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99
“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”
“ A thousand push up’s’ ”
You cannot make a student do any physical activity in lesson, it is humiliation, banned and also illegal. A student has every ugh to report a teacher if they abuse the punishment that the school/college give them access too. Oxford university studies say that this form of punishment is unfair and goes against ones human rights.
My teacher can’t make me do push up punishment .
a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)
Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.
A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.
Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:
Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?
Degenerate 2: Sure.
Minutes, months, years or even decades later..
Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.
Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.
Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?
Degenerate 1: 4pm.
Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊