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The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.
When quarantine hits, you finna run off with your “quarantine boo” and repopulate the new world
Or when we locked down you find a boo and become quarantined in separate houses and only time you fuck is online. Long distance but with corona
“When shit breaks out be my quarantine boo”
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a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people
Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??
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When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.
*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.
Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot