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A sleek, compact phone that fits into your jeans pocket.
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A handy tool used for cleaning razors. Also found in various ytmnds. Avalible to buy at razor-gator.com.
Also doubles as a vampire removal tool
I used to have an issue with vampires, but now I have a Razor Gator!
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i listened to the razors edge for hours and never get tired of hearing it.
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"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."
One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,
1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."
2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."
3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."
4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."
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An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
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The act of bending your sexual partner over, getting a broom, no the handle side, and cleanin out either their anal or vaginal area, screaming,"HAILSTORM RAZOR"
"HAILSTORM RAZOR" *shoves broom up Becky's fat ass*
Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)