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An adjective used mainly by ignorant teenage girls to describe pre-determined, nonsensical words that are no longer funny.
Cynthia: "Oh my god! I am so random!"
Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes*
Cynthia: "Yeah! I like dinosaurs! And monkeys! And ninjas! And condoms!"
Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*
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A derogatory term that no one really knows the meaning of used in shooters such as Gears of War, which originated from the overrated clan-based community Gamebattles. Used mainly by people who believe that it is a successful substitution for a real insult, when in reality it only makes you look like a loser who takes online trash talking way too seriously.
Player1: Take the shotty to your face, RANDOM!
Player2: What? What did you just call me?
Player1: You heard me, RANDOM!
Player2: ... Go die, now.
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irrelevant, unexpected, unusual. or for a more technical definition, selected on no particular attributes.
i can't think of any. here, i will insert the word random.
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(adj.) capricious, impossible to understand logically, vain or foolish. Often used to describe a choice no one would prefer, if he or she was thinking clearly.
Friend #1: What? Your high-school English teacher made your class study King Lear for your Shakespeare play and learn all about old age and inheritance struggles? Hey instead, you could have been reading Romeo and Juliet and learning about teenage stuff like bleeding love, unreasonable parents, irresponsible advisors, and roving gangs of testosterone-fuelled hotheads!
Friend #2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us! It was a long two months....
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randomized is when something is completely unexpected and is out of the blue!!!and when someone does something really individual. you are geeeeeeeeeey!
(a boy decides to jump up and down on the tv)
This is so randomized
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The religion (or idea) in which individuals have faith that everything that happens is random.
The belief that any sequence of random letters mean something.
Someone who belongs to the randomism church is a randomist
The clock stops working
Person 1: What the heck?
Person 2 (randomist): Everything is random
Person 1: You believe in randomism?
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Person 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Person 2 (randomist): Well, it mean something
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People who bother defining a very common word, that clearly has little to do with slang, after there are already 7 pages of definitions, of which roughly 2 are relevant.
Randomness is for hypocrites.
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