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Kind, Eager, Ambitious, Nerdy, Unpredictable
Contagious, Humble, Adorable, Relentless, Loving, Edgy, Shy
Raging, Effervescent, Exuberant, Vivacious, Energetic, Sad
Keanu always is looking for the good in everything: his work, his life and other people. He loves art, music and literature. In his acting he finds peace and rest. Acting to him is more than a job - it's a vocation. Acting to Keanu Reeves is a way to explore different grounds, different ideas about life and he can immerse himself completely. He wants to be good and never shies away from putting all his time and effort into one of his roles. His fans love him for his compassion, his love for his work and his dedication. His colleagues praise his kindness, his talent, and his humble character.
"Art is about trying to find the good in people and making the world a more compassionate place." - Keanu Reeves
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when someone scrathes their head and white flakes start to appear flying through the air like snow flakes.
HOLY SHIT is it snowing in here, no thats just a snowy reeves.
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A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.
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Somehow, it's possible for a person to look like a child, and a child molester, at the same time. That's Tate Reeves, future Governor of Mississippi.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.
Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.
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Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor
You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..
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(n.) ri vz mΙΛΚin
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a βββ!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"